He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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