i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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