Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
