So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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