Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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