I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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