he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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