I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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