Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
My feet surprised me
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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