I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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