he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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