i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
