She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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