In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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