Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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