just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
The ass gains better be worth it
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