i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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