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Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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