Nicole vs. Life
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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