There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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