I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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