I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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