I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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