So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Randomize
