Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the day after is always just damage control
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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