There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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