I'm eating all of the evidence.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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