hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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