What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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