Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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