I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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