Im at strip club and am horny
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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