So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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