her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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