My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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