So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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