I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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