Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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