please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
A+ Viking dick
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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