why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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