4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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