Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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