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So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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