What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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