Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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