I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Randomize
