I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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