I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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