David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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