Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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